Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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