Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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