no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
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incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
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You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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