how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
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Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
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Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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