Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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