careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
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I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
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He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
The ass gains better be worth it
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