Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
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And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
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STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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