I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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