He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Randomize
