I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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