Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Randomize
