Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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