He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
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