The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
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One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
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Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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