I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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