Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
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