Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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