need another drink. this is the easiest way
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
This is the high leading the old right now
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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