1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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