They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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