What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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