I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
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YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
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Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
My liver is preforming stress tests.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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