She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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