am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
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I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
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after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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