I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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