Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
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I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
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Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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