i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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