Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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