Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
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We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
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I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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