Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
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As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
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After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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