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so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
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Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
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I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
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If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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