the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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