Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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