after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
