Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
I am full of burrito and curiosity
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dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
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In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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