WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
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he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
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No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
please don't ironically join a cult
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