Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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