I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
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Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
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I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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