did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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