at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
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we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
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If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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