Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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