Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
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I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
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In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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