Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
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Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
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Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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