Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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