She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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