Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
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You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
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Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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