you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
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My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
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I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
YAS. BRING CRAB.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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