you guys were way drunker than both of me
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
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You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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