didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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