If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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