You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
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She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
We just shotgunned beers for America
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
being pregnant is like rehab
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We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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