i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
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I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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