Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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