Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Hippo gnu deer
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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