new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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