i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
dude. I can hear the air.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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