4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Randomize
