But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
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So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
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It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
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