My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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