But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
